when your computer insists that it has urgent updates
yo yo yo let it go
y’all are great. I hope if you’re ever out and someone slips something in your drink some else stops you from drinking it or if you loose your wallet some one finds it and mails it to you with nothing missing and a cute note and a piece of candy.
why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back
can i get an amen
Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
don’t forget bitch and asshole.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET
tonight on supernatural
Also if you haven’t seen this bird speaking Japanese prepare to be enlightened.
the animes are now affecting the wildlife
I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.
I think he’s moved on:
#SHOULD’VE PUT A RING ON IT, RDJ
You absolute dork you