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amygloriouspond:

Legit Johnlock Scenes

Post-Case Adventures in 221B.

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

coolestcateva:

castihalo:

destielicious:

a-sanguine-heart:

beeishappy:

SPN | Cas appears

…out of fucking nowhere.

out of dean’s ass

yknow sometimes my headcanon is that whenever cas arrives at a place he’s actually already there but people don’t recognize it because he’s still in his true form and he sometimes forgets to uncloak himself in his vessel form so he tsks and rolls his eyes (or whatever the equality for rolling their eyes is as far as angels go anyway) and then he uncloaks himself as jimmy novak and make little flapping noises to announce his arrival or something even though its not really necessary but then people are still surprised and mad at him for coming unannounced and he just mentally cusses at everyone in enochian because i swear to dad dont you dare bitch at me you petty human i even fuckin flapped my wings for you it aint my fault your eyes are too weak for my bodacious true form

my bodacious true form

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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copperjohn:

drksanctuary:

copperjohn:

Nailed it.

reblogging for dat ass

Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes

unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in

unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in

I want to get braids before I go off to school and my friend gave me a number to call but I have no fucking idea what to say and I’ve been avoiding the phone for 3 days now

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

tamikotheneko:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

i never had one. fast forward a decade and i’m asexual

I shook it vigorously and hit people with it but I also tried  to see how much I could fit  in my mouth 

mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

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 - im so fucking sorry
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realjunko:

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

da-fabulous-bomb:

#no words needed

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

bigmamag:

doctorwinchesterin221b:

locaoverloki:

prodigium-in-the-tardis:

amarilloo:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

we-avenge-if-we-want-to:

triggafiasco:

loki-cat:

iamladyloki:

C R Y I N G OMG

I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS

OH OH OHHH! I have some!!
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oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! 

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HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG

I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD

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can’t forget these

THESE ARE GOLDEN