LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif
Hell we’re just about to start September
When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
them: but you’re not a REAL boy
me: *sweats and tries to hide my puppet strings and talk over the creaking of my wooden puppet body* i don’t know what you’re talking about
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
to the top
if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price
so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis
Coming out this Christmas
The Victoria & Albert Museum
What’s a “half-mourning” dress? Mourning in the front, party in the back?
Half-Mourning was the third stage of mourning for a widow. She would be expected to mourn her husband for at least two years, the stages being Full Mourning, Second Mourning and Half-Mourning. The different stages regulated what they would be wearing, with Full Mourning being all black and with no ornamentation, including the wodow’s veil, and the stages after that introducing some jewellery and modest ornamentation. When in Half-Mourning you would gradually include fabrics in other colors and sort of ease your way out of mourning.
Wow, I am happy you made that joke so I could interpert it as a serious question and have an excuse to ramble on about clothing customs of the past, I am a historical fashion nerd.
That’s very informative, but I’m going to stick with my original head canon:
I love both the informed fashion history and the hilariously off-the-wall halves of this post.
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi